The children have been busy building a castle from the couch cushions and pillows. They've been playing very nicely together in there and Jessie kept coming to ask me to play with them. There'd been talk of a dragon and knights and such. I didn't really want to play, but thought, I'll be a Good AP Mom and I'll play with my kids. What harm could there be in that?!
I watched them playing together, Jack was "sleeping" and Jessie was waking him up very gently. I crouched down and approached the castle as might a Big Red Dragon!! I ROARED and leaped upon the couch cushions, knocking down walls and flailing around my mighty tail!!!
Jessie SCREAMED!!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
and Jack, in blind terror, peed his pants.
I took him to the bathroom where he explained it all to me.
"Boonan (Brecon) is the Dragon..... You...
(here he points accusingly)...MOMMY!!!!"
Oh! I see!!!! Sorry!!!